Things that are funny to do.

• In the memo field of all your checks, write innappropriate things like "10 ton coke delivery" or "hit job" or perhaps, "sperm donation" or "amputation".
• Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
• Speak only in a "robot" voice
• Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly
• Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
• Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
• Practice making fax and modem noises
• Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and ask people in your office to read them and tell you what they think about the points
• Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
• Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment
• Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
• Staple papers in the middle of the page and say you don't like not being able to read what is the corner.
• Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. and ruin it right away
• Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
• Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
• Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
• Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
• Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
• Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day or what time it is, or "how are you doing?"
• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down
• Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn

Mike and Aliza---here is one prank to keep you interested...

Prank #3: Toliet Jello

1. Gather two packets of Knox unflavored gelatin and boiling hot water.
2. Dump both into a toliet that won't be used until the following morning
3. Come in early and take a dump in the toliet once the jello has hardened.
4. Watch as people come in and try and flush it away...

*would be great to do at someone's house you hate or in a work bathroom just to be a jackass.

I had a great day today.

Quick Anecdote: My friend Ross at work gave me this captain's hat and dared me to wear it around the office all day, so I did. I look so cool. People also keep calling me captain and saluting me JUST because I have the hat on. You are jealous.

I have to go bring my chiropractor a cupcake. :)

Love,

Lauren